Krabby Patty secret formula
Recipe
ingredients
instructions
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- better
- blend all ingredients -> puree
- shape -> patty
- toaster oven
- no - char
- guess
- I believe the recipe might be missing the secret ingredient
- i.e. - kelp
- even though they say 'love'
- I believe it's built in via - kelp base
- reason
- 'love of kelp'
- kelp's - basis of most bikini bottom foods
- probably what stems the basis of their life
- reason
- I believe it's built in via - kelp base
- kelp base + ingred's - might work
- might be a kelp hummus
- like - beet hummus
- replace hummus - w/ kelp
- chickpeas - w/
- yes - https://www.loveandlemons.com/beet-hummus/
- no - https://www.theendlessmeal.com/roasted-beet-hummus/#wprm-recipe-container-59168
- chickpeas - w/
- replace hummus - w/ kelp
- maybe it's just pureed kelp
- w/ - lemon juice, seasonings - at most
- like - white bean - https://thestuffedgrapeleaf.com/white-bean-hummus-without-tahini/#recipe
- w/ - lemon juice, seasonings - at most
- like - beet hummus
- might be a kelp hummus
- even though they say 'love'
- i.e. - kelp
- create - hummus
- mash - chickpeas
- mix - coriander
- add - spinach
- optional - pre-cook rhubarb
- just in case
- mix in - burdocks and rhubarb
- choose from the different flavors for the last 1/2 cup
- get the size to pieces
- if it's not already there
- get the size to pieces
- fold in with - chestnuts, cherry
- especially - in - outer area
- I'm guessing
- run - through - food processor
- soak - whole coriander seed
- if - not using - food processor
- reason - likely waterlogged
- from - underwater
- shape - into patty
- place - onto grill
- w/o - oil
- uses - its own 'grease'
- 'let it swim'
- uses - its own 'grease'
- w/o - oil
- place - onto grill
- I believe the recipe might be missing the secret ingredient
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french narrator realistic image way different - he does list it at one time - when he can't resist - himself. Can't find it online yet. From the image - bun -> [secret sauce - ketchup + mustard [+ mayo]] -> patty -> cheese -> [pickles] -> lettuce -> tomato -> onion -> sesame bun. It might be a decorative looking krabby patty that's way different than that they serve.
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1257016381340765156/C7789019461DEFCFE6C8002F3A329F9977615A42/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false
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Method:
- thought what type of food
* based on - measurements
- keys next to letters - on - keyboard
- checked by - frequency
* which had - close calls
- number of - letters
- unscrambled -> find words
Analysis
instructions
ingredients
- listening to Hawaiian Train reinvigorated spongebob thoughts
- one was what's the krabby patty
- Learned before the krabby patty's meatless
- name - interchanges
- the name has a "K" not a "C", meaning it's not made from crab
- but tries to be a meatless version of it
- due to changing the lettering
- like how most vegan products do
- like 'chick'n'
- like how most vegan products do
- due to changing the lettering
- but tries to be a meatless version of it
- from the comments section
- called a 'krabby patty', not a 'meat patty'
- not called a 'burger'
- the name has a "K" not a "C", meaning it's not made from crab
- argued on the internet over the whole 'crab' conspiracy, especially with the krusty crab looking like a trap
- according to this channel - it's a lobster trap, but still can prove my point
- it's trying to be vegan - reasons
- veganized its use
- uses it as a decoy to stop any other crabs from walking into a real trap
- and instead feeds them what they can eat
- even if - there aren't any other crabs around
- still tries to help out the remaining ones!
- and to help crabs go at least vegetarian
- as they're omnivores
- even though - there's coral bits - on the menu
- which aren't vegan
- Mr Krabs probably saw all the crustaceans being taken by these traps - was probably horrified
- likely went vegetarian from the experience
- without even watching documentaries
- just - first-hand
- focuses - on - money
- not - animal products
- might have to do with uplifting animal intellect, as discussed here
- help others everyone - serving - 'all kinds'
- even the very humans that created this mess
- Mr Krabs knows how to turn the world vegan!
- through - Spongebob
- traits - perfectionist, caring, ethical, purposeful
- even got octopus (a carnivore in reality) Squidward vegan obsessed
- through - Spongebob
- Mr Krabs knows how to turn the world vegan!
- doesn't even harm plankton
- which is normally in a crab's diet
- even - when he's always wrongdoing
- just send him away
- to
- build - self-reliance
- a vegan value - allegoric - of how non-vegans - rely on others - for their own needs
- be - vegan
- like - holographic meatloaf
- build - self-reliance
- to
- just send him away
- tries to help his daughter be vegan too
- through - growth spurt
- even if - critics - call - vegan rearing - unhealthy
- whales - mostly meat-based diet
- reason - fish = customers
- if she got this big
- it shows - vegan diets can work
- whales - mostly meat-based diet
- even if - critics - call - vegan rearing - unhealthy
- gathered - peanuts
- even though - they weren't that
- through - growth spurt
- even made those who picked on him - healthier, happier
- in - 'friend or foe'
- by - transitioning <- animal products
- even the very humans that created this mess
- without even watching documentaries
- decided to outsmart a system not made for him to survive
- probably broke the crab trap
- and used it as a sanctuary
- instilled ethical values
- like a running joke
- how the tables turned
- and the crabs got the last laugh
- how the tables turned
- and used it as a sanctuary
- probably broke the crab trap
- likely went vegetarian from the experience
- uses the grocery store to find basic ingredients that everyone could eat easily
- in case they want to eat the vegan stuff at home
- even if the formula altogether's 'secret'
- much like the dynamics of vegan foods at the store
- even if the formula altogether's 'secret'
- in case they want to eat the vegan stuff at home
- entire burger - vegan
- according to the article - all of bikini bottom are vegans
- except plankton and anytime anyone eats at the chum bucket
- that's why people get ill there
- they can't eat non-vegan food without getting ill
- that's why people get ill there
- spongebob was born vegan and ready to go!
- Shows that you can be muscly through veganism
- it's all a mindset
- Bikini Bottom really knows how to do fake meats better than in reality
- an inspiration!
- except plankton and anytime anyone eats at the chum bucket
- if they don't eat cows, they're likely not going to eat cheese from them either
- how would you grow a cow underwater?
- it's 'sea' cheese
- like how vegan cheese is called 'plant' cheese
- probably can't actually call it cheese
- like how vegan cheese is called 'plant' cheese
- sandy cheeks
- living near the krusty krab
- probably
- gives them supplies
- wants to live by a place that's vegan-friendly
- aligns with - values
- because texas is the opposite of vegan-friendly
- moved away from there to bikini bottom
- because texas is the opposite of vegan-friendly
- aligns with - values
- probably
- living near the krusty krab
- secret sauce - doesn't have - barnacle pieces
- barnacles - are animals
- Mr Krabs' - dilapidated memory
- that lacks oversight on details
- but is a good manager
- spongebob, however
- points out - vegan ingredients
- like turmeric
- so it would be turmeric
- not - barnacle shavings
- spongebob just let him talk
- and land salt
- makes sense - salt is on shore
- spongebob sometimes goes ashore
- makes sense - salt is on shore
- not - barnacle shavings
- so it would be turmeric
- like turmeric
- didn't get verified by the formula
- but tends to know it by heart
- is 100% accurate to me
- but tends to know it by heart
- points out - vegan ingredients
- he experimented with multiple versions
- before coming up with the right one
- and might be thinking back on those
- rather than the actual formula used!
- and might be thinking back on those
- before coming up with the right one
- that lacks oversight on details
- according to the article - all of bikini bottom are vegans
- name - interchanges
- watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5x9bqGkgl4&ab
- I wanted to decipher
- they talked about a keyboard
- gave me an idea to use it to decipher it
- it worked!
- gave me an idea to use it to decipher it
- they talked about a keyboard
- I wanted to decipher
Method:
- thought what type of food
* based on - measurements
- keys next to letters - on - keyboard
- checked by - frequency
* which had - close calls
- number of - letters
- unscrambled -> find words
Analysis
instructions
- my own guesswork
- based - on - evidence
- see - ingredients section below
- based - on - evidence
- not quite thought out fully
- reasons
- doesn't need to be cooked multiple times
- issue - dry
- doesn't need to be cooked multiple times
- reasons
- food order - doesn't work
- issue - >>dry
- between - patty, bun
- not instruction's fault
- reason - typical of most restaurants
- add - sauce or pickles
- not instruction's fault
- between - patty, bun
- issue - >>dry
ingredients
- influences
- American
- location of show
- and hawaii's in the US
- contiguous on one side of Hawaii
- location of show
- Hawaiian
- ingredient sourcing
- Asia
- nearby on other side of Hawaii
- American
- pretty patties - flavors - spinach, currant, mustard, or oregano
- like a secret w/in a secret
- mustard - opt's
- greens
- seed
- flour
- replacements
- bloody color - beets -> cherry
- meatiness - w/ fibers - mushroom -> burdock
- >taste - smoky, fresh
- allergen free
- if chestnuts - are water chestnuts
- likely reason - fish - allergic -> human food
- have - same allergies
- as - humans
- have - same allergies
- likely candidates
- alternatives - if missing ingredients
- preferably - stick to real deal
- coriander
- not - leaf
- reason - not British English
- i.e. where they call cilantro coriander
- in - American Hawaii
- reason - not British English
- not - leaf
- chestnut
- not - water chestnut
- reason - not commercially produced in Hawaii
- see below about Sandy Cheek's supplier
- not - water chestnut
- cherries
- not - figwort
- seems exotic
- likely - really common
- location - underwater
- likely - really common
- due to
- likely
- popularity of - pineapple upside down cake
- is likely the addictive ingredient
- due to - cultural, subconscious nostalgia
- is likely the addictive ingredient
- hard to come by
- popularity of - pineapple upside down cake
- possibilities
- surinam cherry
- "Restaurant chefs in Hawaii use Surinam cherry as an exotic ingredient in their dishes."
- hawaiians really like it!
- coastal groundcherry
- been in hawaii a long time
- could be the shrubbery around the palm trees
- looks - similar
- very low - easy for a sponge to get
- grows
- year round - in - tropical areas
- on - sea beaches
- savory
- goes w/ - veggies
- due to - relating to - tomatillo/tomato
- in - nightshade
- where most fruits - are like veg's
- in - nightshade
- small enough to cultivate in gardens
- surinam cherry
- likely
- seems exotic
- not - figwort
- rhubarb - giant rhubarb
- grows near - swamps
- spinach - water spinach
- chickpea
- 'chickpea of the sea'
- unsure source
- grows - in
- burdock
- not - leaves
- reason - not meat-colored
- sea burdock
- conflated with - another species
- called - common cocklebur
- which is
- found in - hawaii
- along - coastal beaches
- not - edible
- conflated with - another species
- not - water (or otherwise) figwort
- or - water betony
- found - in
- UK/Ireland
- fresh water
- not - edible
- uses - external
- pollinator attractor
- medicine
- uses - external
- not - leaves
- alternatives - if missing ingredients
- chickpea - makes sense - reasons
- voice of spongebob said - krabby patties are 'hummus'
- which is made mainly of chickpeas
- and you can make it without tahini
- but bun has sesame seeds
- and you can make it without tahini
- coriander - spice
- spinach - flavor
- like spinach artichoke hummus
- oil - might already on the grill
- rest can be toppings
- like nuts
- which is made mainly of chickpeas
- soy free
- reasons
- allergens
- growing - issues
- for - cattle feed
- and since there's no cows in the burger
- soy - likely not either
- bikini bottom vegans - likely eat soy-free versions
- would likely be used to it
- bikini bottom vegans - likely eat soy-free versions
- soy - likely not either
- and since there's no cows in the burger
- for - cattle feed
- reasons
- plurality - recipes sometimes say '1 cup chickpea', not 'chickpeas'
- voice of spongebob said - krabby patties are 'hummus'
- I like that it's allium free
- atypical, all over the place
- reasons
- limited selection
- hard -> source
- different - underwater
- reasons
- issue
- didn't look through every edible food
- esp - flowers
- didn't use plural
- either figworts is incorrect
- or - chestnut, chickpea, apricot, currant
- unlikely either
- reason
- hummus - see - above
- figworts - no other option
- might be multiple figworts
- not multiple - others
- context - imp
- none of the words repeat the last letter
- likely because it doesn't use 's' at the end for most
- except figworts
- likely because it doesn't use 's' at the end for most
- reason
- unlikely either
- or - chestnut, chickpea, apricot, currant
- some of these are incorrect
- someone else can redo this with plural
- but I want to stick to this recipe
- it tells a story
- I like it
- plurality - might actually be - correct
- either figworts is incorrect
- didn't look through every edible food
- secret
- addictive - kelp
- see - below
- due to - sea cheese, kelp shake
- fruit - cherries
- last ingredient - >1
- reason - different flavors
- secretly - led to the formation
- of - pretty patties
- reasons
- different colors
- white, red, black - currant
- orange - apricot
- yellow - mustard
- green - spinach, oregano
- early formulation experiments -> different options
- Mr. Krabs probably didn't want to pursue those
- reason - <business idea
- <$ - use best recipe
- Spongebob made them anyway
- decided it's a better business direction
- made >>$
- from - extra patty insider recipes
- made >>$
- decided it's a better business direction
- reason - <business idea
- Mr. Krabs probably didn't want to pursue those
- different colors
- reasons
- of - pretty patties
- i.e. - different types of krabby patties - that people can get
- secretly - led to the formation
- reason - different flavors
- addictive - kelp
- sourcing
- sandy cheeks
- likely grew - small vegetables
- being a gardener
- for the krusty krab
- being nearby
- ex's
- coriander
- rhubarb
- chickpea
- burdock
- spinach
- chestnuts - imports
- likely grew - small vegetables
- foraged
- anything easy for mr. krabs to run out to get
- as crabs can be on land
- i.e. island
- or ask spongebob and patrick to
- as crabs can be on land
- figwort
- or home grown
- cherry
- maybe
- there's a nearby tree that drops into the water
- like a surinam cherry
- as mentioned - above
- it's not that farfetched
- as a pineapple made it underwater
- intact too!
- as a pineapple made it underwater
- like a surinam cherry
- spongebob picks them
- from - nearby land areas
- bought at barg n mart
- reason - cultural
- never discussed in any episode
- maybe to keep it a secret?
- there's a nearby tree that drops into the water
- maybe
- anything easy for mr. krabs to run out to get
- other parts of burger
- undersea veggies - vegetable gardens
- different from - patty veggies
- squidward's
- ex's
- tomato
- lettuce
- kelp
- reason - kelp - rings, shake
- cucumbers
- reason - pickles
- reason - likely
- squiward - works - at - krusty krab
- ends up paying - for his - employment
- squiward - works - at - krusty krab
- ex's
- mrs puff's
- mr krabs - steals - from - it
- parts - making up patty -> rest
- aquafaba - cheese
- probably has - sea kelp
- hence the 'sea' part - of
- 'seaweed sea' bun
- likely - gluten free
- avoid - sogginess
- underwater creatures - probably can't - eat allergens
- like - gluten
- patty - likely soy free
- like - gluten
- probably had - other seaweeds
- to - gel
- like - ramen burger
- ex - agar
- bread colored - already
- to - gel
- wider spread - of - customers
- invasive
- hence 50% weed part
- other 50% - because - from the sea
- hence 50% weed part
- likely - gluten free
- seaweed sauce
- see img 2 on the right
- cheese
- due to being on - cruise
- maybe
- algae
- type - non-seaweed
- called a fancier name there
- for the - same thing
- shorthand - on krusty krab menu
- for - seaweed sea cheese
- like - bun
- likely not - reasons
- seaweed - seaweed 'sea' bun
- includes - kelp
- sea salt - salty sea dog
- seaweed - seaweed 'sea' bun
- for - seaweed sea cheese
- shorthand - on krusty krab menu
- for the - same thing
- algae
- maybe
- due to being on - cruise
- 'seaweed sea' bun
- hence the 'sea' part - of
- undersea veggies - vegetable gardens
- sandy cheeks